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I have a random story from class. This one girl always shows up to class like a half hour late, but my prof is nice and doesn't say much, just keeps on teaching. So today we were talking about where cases can be tried as in federal vs. state courts and jurisdiction and all that.

So the girl in my class? Tells the prof that she has 2100 dollars in parking tickets from West Allis, a suburb of Miltown. Its like 5 minutes down the road from me. A cop took her license plates and told her that he's gonna put out a warrant for her and she was asking if they could do that. Durr woman, dur. If you have that much debt to the police department, they'll find another way to find you.

BUT THEN. She tops it off by telling the worst "hypothetical" story EVER asking if you get pulled over in Tennessee for having a couple joints of marijuana in the car, would you get in as much trouble if you had a couple pounds of it? Or would they make you go down to Tennessee when you live here in Wisco?

Dear god. My prof was really good about it, he treated it as a hypothetical and had the class figure it out by what we were learning, but OMG GIRL. PLEASE STFU. You can't get a job as a paralegal anyway with that much of a record. No law firm would hire someone with all that against you already.

Either way, I am NEVER getting into a car with her.